LAS VEGAS. Losing weight is a sensitive topic. Principally since many people are ashamed about the need and unhappy about their capability to accomplish their preferred size and shape.
So when we espied the word “slimming” at the CES counter of Korea-based Ahrong Eltech , we knew we had to stop, only in box we had magically stumbled on the answer to so many people’s largest problem.
“Slimming” is a of the many absolute difference in the world. More absolute than “change.” More absolute even than “money.” Claim it, and you will have millions violence a trail to your road house room.
Jin-Gug Kim, CEO of Ahrong Eltech, seemed to be a major man. He had, in his booth, a few products that betrothed to be electronic elixirs of skin care.
One, the iCheck, can analyze your skin moisture. But my eyes, on interest of the hearts and minds of many, fell uncontrolled on something called the Rex-Kara III. This, to my understanding, is an ultrasonic call massager written for upgrade the illness of skin. However, it touts a more heartwarming claim: the future for weight loss.
I asked Kim either he had tested it on, well, human beings to be able to infer that its use leads to weight loss.
“No, but we tested it on oranges,” he explained. He then showed me images of unsettled oranges and not often happy, but not skinny, oranges.
“Why didn’t you assessment it on humans?” we asked.
“Oh, but that expenses $500,000,” he replied.
I switched to the a subject that everybody might have had.
“So, together with assisting the skin, does your product unequivocally help people lose weight?” we wondered.
“Oh, yes,” he insisted. “It’s ultrasound.”
Ignorant that ultrasound was such a elementary and poetic way to punch flab in to submission, we asked: “So how ample weight can someone lose?”
“If you use it two or 3 times per week,” he said, “there will be a tiny weight loss.”
“But how tiny is small?” we persisted. “Small sufficient not to notice? Or large sufficient to discuss it your Facebook friends about?”
“It depends on the personality,” he replied, rather professorially.
Kim told me he has placement in Middle East and is seeking for an American partner. we consternation if Jenny Craig might instruct to accompany him in his query to rub-down divided the neglected corners underneath a check shirt from Old Navy.
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